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Some more Funny Jokes
- My wife went to the cinema with her friends last night and left me in charge of our two year old son. She called me when she got there and said, “Is Jack ok?” “He’s absolutely fine,” I replied, “He’s in the bath at the moment, you’ve got nothing to worry about.” “Is he playing with his little yellow duck?” she asked. I said, “I don’t know, I can’t see him from the pub.”
- That awkward moment when you’re plucking. “she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not”… and you run out of pubic hair
- A girl with a fantastic figure started talking to me at a bar. “Are you a student?” she asked me. I said, “Yes,” “That’s great,” she added. “What are you studying at the moment?” “Your tits.” I replied.
- Apparently, Felix Baumgartner has missed a moment. Peeing from 127,000 feet on Earth, would have been an enthralling experience.
- The awkward moment when the Queen confuses the Royal Wedding with a fancy dress party and comes as a lemon! =)
- A Pakistani soldier ran up to a Lady in Burkha. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’ The lady agreed. A moment later two Military Police from IRAQ ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’ The lady replied, ‘He went that way.’ After the Military people ran off, the Pakistani soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq..’ The lady in burkha said, ‘I understand completely.’ The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’ The lady replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls as well…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either.!!
- Photos taken at the right moment – THIRTEEN
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- Photos taken at the right moment – TEN